1.
alyssa
@alyssaxhb
you bitches are miserable
Retweet of status by @kkennedystanek
29 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote πyou bitches are miserable
2.
alyssa
@alyssaxhb
7 months with the girl of my dreams ! I love you so very much cutie pic.twitter.com/Mz0mFc2RhF
17 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 7 months with the girl of my dreams ! I love you so very much cutie β€οΈ https://t.co/Mz0mFc2RhF
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
11 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote the vans stay on during sex my wife said so π
alyssa
@alyssaxhb
iβve been craving pozole for the longest,,, can it please get cold so my mom can make some
Retweet of status by @mxddyline
05 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote iβve been craving pozole for the longest,,, can it please get cold so my mom can make some π
alyssa
@alyssaxhb
where the crackheads that are tryna do this in dallas twitter.com/guerazulay/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @bianca_zayas
03 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote where the crackheads that are tryna do this in dallas π€£π€£π€£ππ½ββοΈ https://t.co/feUwOcyTCh
alyssa
@alyssaxhb
LMAO THE LAST ONE SENT ME twitter.com/lexistiana/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @alexisscarrasco
11 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote LMAO THE LAST ONE SENT ME π https://t.co/0KL5jE7QR8
alyssa
@alyssaxhb
Bro..Why can't taco trucks go around like the ice cream man?
Retweet of status by @swifty_ls
20 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bro..Why can't taco trucks go around like the ice cream man? π«
8.
9.
10.
11.
alyssaβ€οΈ
@alyssaxhb
23 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Man my girlfriend is my biggest flex π
alyssaβ€οΈ
@alyssaxhb
12 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote my boo: *looks at me*
my stomach: π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
alyssaβ€οΈ
@alyssaxhb
i wanna go out more
Retweet of status by @orokatiff
02 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i wanna go out more π
alyssaπΌ
@alyssaxhb
When you think youβre done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove
Retweet of status by @girlhoodposts
02 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you think youβre done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
...but wait! There's more!
1.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ