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@alysssaperez_
if you won’t do it someone else will
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алисса
@alysssaperez_
me crown apple
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@alysssaperez_
surprising my wife with a flash mob to let her know i’m filing for divorce
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@alysssaperez_
tell @brentfaiyaz we need a song
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@alysssaperez_
LMAOOOO yoooo this ain’t real pic.twitter.com/OWCApHDGEb
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@alysssaperez_
if i feel like i’m bothering someone i will actually never speak again
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@alysssaperez_
Lyft driver say “You got a man?” I said “ I am a man” he ain’t talk since
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@alysssaperez_
this is a joke ive never spoken to woman in my life
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@alysssaperez_
When I tell you I’m screaming!!!! Somebody come get they grandma pic.twitter.com/Qu4sUma7eu
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
