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@alytmz
Took my first table at my new serving job in Chicago and their bill was $450 and they left me a $95 tip
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@alytmz
15 likes and I’ll surprise my dad with a second dog
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@alytmz
@215_Felixx The Yeet kid too pic.twitter.com/NHi5YNA23T
AlyTmz
@alytmz
i really be amazed at my own stupidity sometimes like wow u really outdone urself this time dumb bitch
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AlyTmz
@alytmz
I look forward to the day I’m married and grocery shopping with my husband at Trader Joe’s
AlyTmz
@alytmz
Going to change my name to gym so he can miss me too
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@alytmz
Didn’t receive a single toxic Memorial Day text today
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@alytmz
Y’all like my new set? pic.twitter.com/VXDBgIg0jF
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@alytmz
One dumb ass coming right up, it's me. twitter.com/dopestdope1017…
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@alytmz
is homeboys pullout game strong or am i just infertile
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@alytmz
In Spanish we don’t say “turn down the volume” instead we say “estas sordo?” and I think that’s beautiful
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
