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analise
@analiseenicole
Today he jumped out of my window while I was driving
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analise
@analiseenicole
I don't post selfies on here as much as I used to pic.twitter.com/mI1UiqZ0Uj
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analise
@analiseenicole
I feel like my permanent mood is annoyed
analise
@analiseenicole
Hitting some shoulders before I hit the river pic.twitter.com/0UNCUP9DpH
Retweet of status by @Beer_Team_6
analise
@analiseenicole
Wishing I was laid up w/ my boo, but I don't have one
analise
@analiseenicole
My phone is so dry, not even my mom is texting me back
analise
@analiseenicole
I think it's so funny when people destroy their friendships for a relationship & then wind up crawling back cause shit didn't work out.
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analise
@analiseenicole
I wonder what it's like to not be a potato
analise
@analiseenicole
I sweaaaaaaaaaaaarrr EVERY time I talk to a guy, they wind up getting a gf right after talking to me
analise
@analiseenicole
Upset bc I have yet to find a fine ass man with a beard, tattoos, and lifts that is even somewhat attracted to me
analise
@analiseenicole
TBH, living alone and being single is the best, I don't have to worry about anybody but myself
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
