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Andi DeStefano γ
@andiclairebear
β@LifeCheating: pic.twitter.com/ulXsZdQXJyβ But you're gonna piss yourself if you get drunk.
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Andi DeStefano γ
@andiclairebear
I just got out of the shower and I have homework to do.
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Andi DeStefano γ
@andiclairebear
When the 99 pound winner jumped into his dad's arms bawling after the match because he was so happy, I thought I was gonna lose it.
Andi DeStefano
@andiclairebear
Wrote my journal on people lying to their friends to spare their feelings.
Andi DeStefano
@andiclairebear
RT @SorryNotSoorry: Double MCM with a little booty. http://t.co/wxNqyZYjnd
Andi DeStefano
@andiclairebear
I fucking love Clash of Clans.
Andi DeStefano
@andiclairebear
Sometimes I take selfies with my dog.. and it doesn't work because she tries to lick the makeup off of my face. http://t.co/lYK9X7UbmS
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Andi DeStefano
@andiclairebear
8 retweets. Sweet Baby Jesus, I'm a rock star.
Andi DeStefano
@andiclairebear
"You should have seen this puppy. It had one blue eye, and two brown eyes.." HAHA NO DAD EW WHAT THE FUCK.
Andi DeStefano
@andiclairebear
I can't stop laughing every time I look at this. http://t.co/rFmaClChLP
Andi DeStefano
@andiclairebear
Hope Timmy's okay with that.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
