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Anombi
@anombi
My future wife thinks that she will marry a handsome man with six pack.
Lol poor girl
#DisruptiveAgriTech
Lol poor girl
#DisruptiveAgriTech
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Anombi
@anombi
When it comes to eating some girls forget that they are female#KijaniRidgeOpenDay
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Anombi
@anombi
I'm tired of watching Nigerian movies. Imagine a ghost using an umbrella
#WednesdayMotivation
#SonkoAtUNconference
#WednesdayMotivation
#SonkoAtUNconference
Anombi
@anombi
What do u hate most when travelling in a plane... Me:the smell of fuel at the sky filling station.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Anombi
@anombi
police: where were u born
me: kenya
police: which parts
me: my whole body was born in kenya....ama
mikono inakaa ya zimbabwe
.
me: kenya
police: which parts
me: my whole body was born in kenya....ama
mikono inakaa ya zimbabwe
.
Anombi
@anombi
Keep your friends close and the people youβve sent nudes closer
Thank you
#CourtsProtectCorruption
Bobi Wine
Thank you
#CourtsProtectCorruption
Bobi Wine
Anombi
@anombi
Raising my son I'll be like...
: Dad can I go see my girlfriend?
: No!
: Why not?
: Chores before whoreβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
: Dad can I go see my girlfriend?
: No!
: Why not?
: Chores before whoreβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Anombi
@anombi
Apart from Sawa basi funga mlango,
Which other motivational quote do you know? π€¦β
#AmChamBig4Summit
Gikomba
Which other motivational quote do you know? π€¦β
#AmChamBig4Summit
Gikomba
Anombi
@anombi
A good D can make a girl return the nextday uninvited with poor excuses like.
Eish!! baby i forgot my shadow heβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Eish!! baby i forgot my shadow heβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Anombi
@anombi
When a house boy marries a house girl they give birth to a housefly. Are we together?
#KOT5Aside
#TukishikaWanaachilia
#KOT5Aside
#TukishikaWanaachilia
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
