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@anthonYsarra
Christopher Columbus did not sail all this way for me to be at work today
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@anthonYsarra
I canβt wait for my bobo with 3 eggs, pepper and ketchup on Saturday...and Sunday
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@anthonYsarra
HAPPY ALUMNI WEEKEND, CLASS OF 2017!!!!!!!!
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@anthonYsarra
I wish there was a movie theatre where you could bring your dog since that's all I gots rn (and who I get along with best)
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@anthonYsarra
When Facebook has to remind you how cool your life was two years ago bouncing around Switzerland and now you're just here, chillen
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@anthonYsarra
Accepts job offer yesterday, opens up his own Amex today
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@anthonYsarra
Two pages away from completing my last business paper and the motivation must have flew out the window idk
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@anthonYsarra
CAUTION: I have the FLU...stay AWAY
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@anthonYsarra
I'm the guy that has to go back to mahoney's on a Sunday morning to close his tab and pick up his card
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@anthonYsarra
@brianjohn428 you want to show them skinny Brian
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@anthonYsarra
I wonder how many likes/comments on my social media posts are done via the toilet bowl #RandomThoughts
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
