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Ashley Burton
@ashb67
I need to join the gym, I'm so fat
Retweet of status by @_demeters
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Ashley Burton
@ashb67
Man Utd away end sounded class tonight. Top effort everyone. One love
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Ashley Burton
@ashb67
Goals. Shots. Penalties. Missed chances. It was at times almost like going to a Man Utd game. Then I watched Fellaini miss again
Ashley Burton
@ashb67
First day off work and awake already. Wind is really strong again. I hope those poor people in Cumbria don't suffer too many floods again
Ashley Burton
@ashb67
Work phone and Laptop switched off until Monday morning. It would be rude not to go for a couple of pints. I'm not rude
Ashley Burton
@ashb67
All will live long in the memory pic.twitter.com/7nywU2J4NW
Ashley Burton
@ashb67
Thursday night's are wank anyway. Might as well go to Old Trafford and see Utd. Work from home on the Friday. Sorted.
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Ashley Burton
@ashb67
No prizes for guessing who put the house burglar alarm on forgetting someone was going over to fix my washing machine
Ashley Burton
@ashb67
I honestly don't care Utd got beat tonight. I lost interest after Luke Shaw got injured. Horrific
Ashley Burton
@ashb67
Please don't sack Brendan Rodgers. He is doing a marvellous job
Ashley Burton
@ashb67
The Manager of the 4th biggest club in London is accusing others of trying to buy the league. He has got some front I will give him that
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
