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ashley
@ashh_cashh
"Ohmygod I wanna be his first. I wanna be the Neil Armstrong of his dick" I love this guy code episode
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ashley
@ashh_cashh
Me&my coworker were talking shit about this creeper&while I was mid sentence he came back in.I've never stopped talking so fast in my life.
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ashley
@ashh_cashh
Looking at my calendar literally broke my heart
ashley
@ashh_cashh
I got 2 new pairs of sandals, THEN cashed my check, soooo technically I didn't even spend my new check yet
ashley
@ashh_cashh
@_GeeCerva @__malto don't judge your best friend he needs you now more than ever
ashley
@ashh_cashh
I'm so fucking done with my coworkers. One put sugar in my cup of ice I was eating&the other told me the plate wasn't hot and it burned me
ashley
@ashh_cashh
@dddianee aha aww guess we're both going with Paul then...hahahahaha
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@ashh_cashh
The one night I was super late getting home is the night my mom decided to wait up for me my curfew is now 12. Yay me
ashley
@ashh_cashh
@YoungAlbeezy hahaha sorry!!! My bad, I forgot how hardcore you are
ashley
@ashh_cashh
"Do you ever think that a little old lady that can't even walk anymore could have been a huge whore when she was younger?" Ahahahaha
ashley
@ashh_cashh
Basically put this together all by myself. I don't need no man http://t.co/IdJMZpxwtZ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
