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wash your hands again
@asianclock
$3 margaritas at chili’s all day
Retweet of status by @_imaniyeah
13 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote $3 margaritas at chili’s all day 🧐
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anaujiram
@asianclock
Lmao I didn’t know short women couldn’t reach the atm through the car window til today
15 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lmao I didn’t know short women couldn’t reach the atm through the car window til today😶
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beat it, chick!
@asianclock
If nobody gonna treat you, treat yourself
Retweet of status by @godsGift_IsBack
03 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If nobody gonna treat you, treat yourself 🤷🏾♂️
condom secks advocate
@asianclock
Joe tryna explain to ellie that he ruined her life but theres still hope twitter.com/disizjazz/stat…
Retweet of status by @SheSoHoly
27 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Joe tryna explain to ellie that he ruined her life but theres still hope 😭 https://t.co/gRfwEihRVA
scorpio bae
@asianclock
Whew Christians disappoint EVERY DAY
Constantly leaning on their OWN understanding
Then spreading that in the name of God
Constantly leaning on their OWN understanding
Then spreading that in the name of God
Retweet of status by @flawl3ssnbrwn
07 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Whew Christians disappoint EVERY DAY 😔
Constantly leaning on their OWN understanding
Then spreading that in the name of God 🤮
sorry to this man
@asianclock
A nigga. We paid, it's just that we weren't supposed to be together twitter.com/FredTJoseph/st…
Retweet of status by @Anointed_Mouf
18 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A nigga. We paid, it's just that we weren't supposed to be together 😂 https://t.co/zc03IMiAtv
condom secks advocate
@asianclock
People are noticing my hair growth
13 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People are noticing my hair growth 😩🙌🏾
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condom secks advocate
@asianclock
It’s time for you to make your way to VA. Preferably at the National in Richmond @LightSkinKeisha
06 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s time for you to make your way to VA. Preferably at the National in Richmond 👀 @LightSkinKeisha
condom secks advocate
@asianclock
There’s also a wine festival Saturday with unlimited sampling all day for $25 in rva
16 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There’s also a wine festival Saturday with unlimited sampling all day for $25 in rva 😩😩😩
condom secks advocate
@asianclock
Men, when you suck our toes, can you taste the polish??
I know it must have a taste from how strong the smell is
I know it must have a taste from how strong the smell is
29 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Men, when you suck our toes, can you taste the polish??
I know it must have a taste from how strong the smell is 💀
condom secks advocate
@asianclock
No I’m not a branch at all look baby I’m the whole damn tree ! CUSTOM WOODGRAIN LEWK FOR THE @BETAwards BIIIIIITCH pic.twitter.com/EEFBZ3tfva
23 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote No I’m not a branch at all look baby I’m the whole damn tree ! 🌳 CUSTOM WOODGRAIN LEWK FOR THE @BETAWARDS BIIIIIITCH https://t.co/EEFBZ3tfva
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊