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shannon
@attilathehoneyb
This sounds insane, Iβm obsessed cbsnews.com/news/celine-diβ¦
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shannon
@attilathehoneyb
Thoughts on this pickup line?
βI like the smell of your pasta.β
Thatβs not code. I actually was eating pasta.
βI like the smell of your pasta.β
Thatβs not code. I actually was eating pasta.
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shannon
@attilathehoneyb
@Patrice_Brost1 My hair sure feels like crap! I gotta hide it under many beanies
Happy antibody-building!
Happy antibody-building!
shannon
@attilathehoneyb
How did we go from March directly to Thanksgiving this year?
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shannon
@attilathehoneyb
When was the last time places boarded up in this country to prepare for an election?
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shannon
@attilathehoneyb
Kayleigh meant roads scholar, not Rhodes Scholar, as in βWith Trump, all roads scholars lead to Putin.β
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shannon
@attilathehoneyb
Quick shout-out to
LIBRARIES
Did you know? You can call up your local library and request ANY BOOK and thβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
LIBRARIES
Did you know? You can call up your local library and request ANY BOOK and thβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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shannon
@attilathehoneyb
Dear Neighbors Still Shooting Off Fireworks,
You're pissing off my cats. You suck.
Fuck you.
You're pissing off my cats. You suck.
Fuck you.
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shannon
@attilathehoneyb
Ok so is it true we can now make legal notices via twitter?
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shannon
@attilathehoneyb
True or false: Christmas cookies are basically healthy protein power bars just dressed up for the holidays.
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shannon
@attilathehoneyb
All I want for Christmas. pic.twitter.com/SdW2qz3PeL
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
