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altrey
@aubviouslynot
I wish I could just wear bodysuits but my pussy too fat itβs awful
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altrey
@aubviouslynot
I live in fear every day that my dad will steal my man
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altrey
@aubviouslynot
my boyfriend has sent me 2 plush toys and I make sure that they watch me masturbate every time and then we cuddle the rest of the night
altrey
@aubviouslynot
the Simpsons made me cry and Iβm not even drunk
it was when Homer said he didnβt love Marge anymore but then looked in her eyes
it was when Homer said he didnβt love Marge anymore but then looked in her eyes
altrey
@aubviouslynot
I really hope my boyfriend likes me back
altrey casey
@aubviouslynot
me: *says LDS*
someone, every time without fail: I thought that said LSD
someone, every time without fail: I thought that said LSD
altrey casey
@aubviouslynot
guys, idk if you heard, but I have a boyfriend
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
