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🔥Audrey🔥
@aundreyamarie
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Forty.Effin.Two
That's how many half turns it took for my brand new deodorant to come to the top
Forty.Effin.Two
That's how many half turns it took for my brand new deodorant to come to the top
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Audrey
@aundreyamarie
Pro Tip:
Always keep a winter coat and beanie in your trunk. You never know when you'll need that and the bottle of bourbon next to it.
Always keep a winter coat and beanie in your trunk. You never know when you'll need that and the bottle of bourbon next to it.
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Audrey
@aundreyamarie
When your Dad tries to teach you self defence…. pic.twitter.com/inG8Y6Tav8
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Audrey 🕸️
@aundreyamarie
I realized that I'm a fan of watching men do pull-ups
Audrey 🔥🔥🔥
@aundreyamarie
I used to make fun of older people for going to bed so early and now this is my life.
Audrey 🔥🔥🔥
@aundreyamarie
If you aren't happy by yourself, you'll never be happy in a relationship. Get your mind right and love your life...
Audrey 🔥🔥🔥
@aundreyamarie
Some of you with that “fuck it, I’ll do it myself” attitude need to try that with your happiness..
YW
YW
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Audrey 🇦🇶
@aundreyamarie
To all you men out there....I hope you helped the ladies clean the kitchen after your turkey meal. If you did, you are awesome!!!
Audrey
@aundreyamarie
The smell of bacon in the morning....ahhhhhhh
Audrey
@aundreyamarie
Plot Twist:
I stole her hoodie
I stole her hoodie
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Audrey
@aundreyamarie
It's an amazing feeling when you aren't jealous anymore and you just are happy that people are happy
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
