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Austin
@austin__cole12
Nothing says one of us cheated like a joint social media account
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Austin
@austin__cole12
If youβre in the capital, can you see if my stimmy is in there somewhere?
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Austin
@austin__cole12
My spinnanight bag dusty than a MF
Austin
@austin__cole12
I want to go dancing but finding a female that can actually dance is a mission within itself
Austin
@austin__cole12
Fuck getting shot, you ever found out you was getting cheated on and had to go to work right after?!
Austin
@austin__cole12
One she gets drunk and starts saying βI donβt know why bitches can say excuse meβ take her home bro ASAP
Austin
@austin__cole12
Gut feelings are guardian angels, donβt ignore them
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Austin
@austin__cole12
Pay attention to who youβre with when you feel your best
Austin
@austin__cole12
Since Trump had the bomb dropped the other day, I havenβt had a single call about my vehicles extended warranty
Austin
@austin__cole12
If you get in front of me in the fast lane going 3 under prepared to be called every cuss word I know
Austin
@austin__cole12
Forgive and forget? Nah fuck you and fuck that
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
