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KingLurch
@austinnolson
I talk to my dog like he's a person, one day he'll understand me
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KingLurch
@austinnolson
Fuuuck I launched my car last night
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KingLurch
@austinnolson
Rise and shine, do something that scares you today. happy Thursday
KingLurch
@austinnolson
Totally forgot I had carne asada fries in the fridge for when I get home somebody gonna die if they're gone too
KingLurch
@austinnolson
The gym is empty
KingLurch
@austinnolson
My windshield wipers got stuck ah fuck
KingLurch
@austinnolson
Weights before dates pic.twitter.com/15mBKVI19P
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KingLurch
@austinnolson
Last time someone manned up you had someone else fight for you twitter.com/sandkilla01/stβ¦
KingLurch
@austinnolson
I'll never forget that guy on the strip talking about Jesus and some dude walks by and says shut the fuck up and he goes oooo pottymouth
KingLurch
@austinnolson
@austinnolson TBH I don't really remember the party but I'm glad I had funzies
KingLurch
@austinnolson
I'd rather be ugly then look like a wax figure twitter.com/austinnolson/sβ¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
