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@autocorrects
i'm into
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women
weekends without homework
men
women
weekends without homework
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@autocorrects
Get fit easily while you are walking with this magnetic insole!!
Simulate blood circulation
Cleanses Body
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Simulate blood circulation
Cleanses Body
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Retweet of status by @ab2f5468b6864ff
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OMG FOUND WHERE YOU CAN GET ONE TOO! THEY'RE 75% OFF AND SHIPPING IS FREE: thewonstopshop.com/collections/jeβ¦
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@autocorrects
the best sleep is when you donβt even remember falling asleep
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@autocorrects
My definition of "broke" is I got money but it's not to spend
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@autocorrects
having a job is cool and all until you gotta get up and go
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@autocorrects
THIS LIL CORGI WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS pic.twitter.com/TgdAnLyfys
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May the tears I cried in 2017 be the nourishment to the soil of 2018
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I'm officially taken as a fucking joke
sarcasm
@autocorrects
when ur wallowing in ur self-hatred and someone says "stay positive " pic.twitter.com/M1H2cXOGMY
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@autocorrects
I say "i don't know" to everything when I'm in a bad mood
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
