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Santa Awes ๐
@awescar
Billie Eilish is killing it on SNL. I'm just sad she'll have to date Pete Davidson.
12 Dec 21
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Wizard of Awes
@awescar
Look! I found Kayleigh McEnany being jealous of Jen Psaki! pic.twitter.com/cTytNSwrBC
Retweet of status by @ArtistAJ17
04 Jun 21
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Wizard of Awes
@awescar
When I was a kid, we used to get shitty prizes in cereal, Now days kids are getting shrimp.
24 Mar 21
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Santa Awes is going to town!
@awescar
23 Dec 20
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Wizard O'Awes ๐งโโ๏ธ
@awescar
Stacey Abrams is on MSNBC reminding voters in GA how important this senate race is. GA has 1 more thing to do!
Pโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Retweet of status by @jbirch_12
19 Nov 20
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Wizard O'Awes ๐งโโ๏ธ
@awescar
This guy. All day. twitter.com/rexchapman/staโฆ
Retweet of status by @richardmarx
10 Nov 20
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Wizard O'Awes ๐งโโ๏ธ
@awescar
Best part of mandatory masks, is free rein crop dusting.
19 Jun 20
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Wizard O'Awes ๐งโโ๏ธ
@awescar
What did the drummer call his two daughters?
Anna one
Anna two
Anna one
Anna two
Retweet of status by @carameltimbit
16 Jun 20
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Anna one
Anna two
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@awescar
I've been washing my hands so much, I've reached bone.
06 Mar 20
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Santa Awes is going to town!
@awescar
Castor is literally offering no substantive defense of the conduct at issue. He is also a snoozefest.
Retweet of status by @AshaRangappa_
09 Dec 19
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Jive Awes Turkey ๐ฆ
@awescar
Making cheesy jokes on Twitter is my special Kraft.
Retweet of status by @Darlainky
15 Nov 19
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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