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bRiTtBrAt1908
@bRiTtBrAt1908
I got mad and yelled and my hernia popped ALL the way out. Imma just push it back in... Yeah. That sounds good.
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bRiTtBrAt1908
@bRiTtBrAt1908
Laying here watching a movie while my fiancΓ© snores & farts next to me
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bRiTtBrAt1908
@bRiTtBrAt1908
RT @Local4News Pole dancing classes for children? Yup, this place is offering them: http://t.co/gWEFySZE
bRiTtBrAt1908
@bRiTtBrAt1908
bRiTtBrAt1908
@bRiTtBrAt1908
Some of y'all are so evil on twitter! The subtweets have me in tears!
bRiTtBrAt1908
@bRiTtBrAt1908
My foot just fell asleep and it it's the most awkward feeling ever!
bRiTtBrAt1908
@bRiTtBrAt1908
RT @ThisZetasAJerk: RT @Real_Jwin: but wait.... AKA's, Alphas, and the MIAKA's are gonna form the PHABULOUS FAM??
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bRiTtBrAt1908
@bRiTtBrAt1908
I lost 8 pounds in one week!
bRiTtBrAt1908
@bRiTtBrAt1908
Or do you not think so far ahead? Cuz I been thinking bout forever.
bRiTtBrAt1908
@bRiTtBrAt1908
And drinking pink moscato... Its bout to be lights out
bRiTtBrAt1908
@bRiTtBrAt1908
He didn't say run, did he? He said something that rhymes with run & starts with a c.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
