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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, the 5’2” dad
@b_d_jasha
Bro I just stepped off the scale and I’m 224 I’ve lost 31lbs man
Retweet of status by @Wreccit_Ralph
09 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bro I just stepped off the scale and I’m 224 😨😨 I’ve lost 31lbs man ‼️
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
@b_d_jasha
•Most Athletic Female
•MVP: Basketball
•MVP: Cross Country pic.twitter.com/NTgG7zdZ6j
•MVP: Basketball
•MVP: Cross Country pic.twitter.com/NTgG7zdZ6j
Retweet of status by @JannahLynn_22
07 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote •Most Athletic Female 🏆💪🏽✨
•MVP: Basketball 🏀⛹🏽♀️
•MVP: Cross Country 🏃🏽♀️ https://t.co/NTgG7zdZ6j
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
@b_d_jasha
I can apply again for partnership, this is the time we get it boys! I am not even worried anymore . Thank you guys… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
28 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can apply again for partnership, this is the time we get it boys! I am not even worried anymore 🧡. Thank you guys… https://t.co/4cR3rmO5Wv
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
@b_d_jasha
26 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote MOVEEE BITCH SIT ON MY FACE or whatever Ludacris said 😂😭😭
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
@b_d_jasha
20lbs down today #UFA
Retweet of status by @Wreccit_Ralph
18 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 20lbs down today ‼️ #UFA
Aleksandr
@b_d_jasha
2019 is the fucking year!
Having my kid
Making my money
Whacc ass Coworkers leaving
J WITT COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT
Having my kid
Making my money
Whacc ass Coworkers leaving
J WITT COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT
28 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 2019 is the fucking year!
Having my kid ✅
Making my money ✅
Whacc ass Coworkers leaving ✅
J WITT COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT ✅
Яша
@b_d_jasha
According to @PFF_College, the top offensive linemen in the PAC-12 reside in Eugene. WE AGREE!
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @oregonfootball
05 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote According to @PFF_College, the top 3️⃣ offensive linemen in the PAC-12 reside in Eugene. WE AGREE!
👊… https://t.co/CnE9LVEjM8
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Яша
@b_d_jasha
Let’s just make a flag football league twitter.com/scummyp__/stat…
Retweet of status by @JasonDanielMesa
13 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Let’s just make a flag football league 😺 https://t.co/J4eQzaEWWb
Яша
@b_d_jasha
I’m too fat for this heat
Retweet of status by @johana_lainez
11 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m too fat for this heat 😩
J. Dot
@b_d_jasha
You mean to tell me everyone put their mouth on that twitter.com/_chloe101/stat…
Retweet of status by @jannahe_22
16 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You mean to tell me everyone put their mouth on that 😨 https://t.co/eBxNb7b0Gz
J. Dot
@b_d_jasha
Lmao this morning Jannah woke up and told me she had a dream that we had a boy & I responded with "A boy what?"
07 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lmao this morning Jannah woke up and told me she had a dream that we had a boy & I responded with "A boy what?" 😂😭😭
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊