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Jake Schmitt
@bakin_jake
@CNN Lol ok so just a hour before the flight I'll get beaten and dragged off the plane. Good to know
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Jake Schmitt
@bakin_jake
favorite for free hoverboard retweet for free beats
Retweet of status by @DudeDuper
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Jake Schmitt
@bakin_jake
Blunts, you're either paid enough to smoke them everyday, or you smokes them on special occasions. Either way blunts
Jake Schmitt
@bakin_jake
Radiator leaking
Flat tire
Busted Batery
Property Damage
Passed Sobriety Test
Crazy expensive Bill pic.twitter.com/VahRfvFN3K
Flat tire
Busted Batery
Property Damage
Passed Sobriety Test
Crazy expensive Bill pic.twitter.com/VahRfvFN3K
Jake Schmitt
@bakin_jake
@dillonwaskow nah it's this living in the middle of nowhere alone with a house with no locks lol
Jake Schmitt
@bakin_jake
Someone needs to inform Netflix that you can't have Sequels without the Prequels listed
Jake Schmitt
@bakin_jake
I just watched a commercial that told me if my baby doesnt drink this brand of milk their crying will increase by 50%
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Jake Schmitt
@bakin_jake
What's worse than a backseat driver?
A backseat driver with motion sickness.
A backseat driver with motion sickness.
Jake Schmitt
@bakin_jake
@jwkuyper How the FUCK do you pronounce that/those middle name(s)??!!
Jake Schmitt
@bakin_jake
So i got in a fender bender, cracked my phone, and now lost my favorite pipe
Jake Schmitt
@bakin_jake
@autocorrects ZOMBIE!!!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
