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#457
@bananaxchips
If i have to spend another birthday in quarantine, punching my cake would too seem reasonable
Retweet of status by @Marafelipa_
19 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If i have to spend another birthday in quarantine, punching my cake would too seem reasonable 😐
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ruth langmore
@bananaxchips
| BREAKING: Dominic Raab was asked by officials to make one phone call from his sun lounger to help the Afghan tr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @PoliticsForAlI
19 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🚨 | BREAKING: Dominic Raab was asked by officials to make one phone call from his sun lounger to help the Afghan tr… https://t.co/2qXBorBFYm
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ruth langmore
@bananaxchips
18 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Is it Friday yet ?👀
Asking for me.
ruth langmore
@bananaxchips
I asked my resident at 6:30pm “if there was anything else I could help with“ and she gave me more work
Retweet of status by @Narniarawr
29 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I asked my resident at 6:30pm “if there was anything else I could help with“ and she gave me more work 🤡🤡🤡
ruth langmore
@bananaxchips
the heartbeat wallpaper at my gym pic.twitter.com/FKdbATZG5P
Retweet of status by @Med_Life_Crisis
04 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote the heartbeat wallpaper at my gym 🤐 https://t.co/FKdbATZG5P
ruth langmore
@bananaxchips
$10.5 calls printing
Retweet of status by @TradesTrey
13 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote $10.5 calls printing 😏
ruth langmore
@bananaxchips
06 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My boy copped his Mrs a flat for her 30th 🥺
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ruth langmore
@bananaxchips
18 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote mfs be like “what song is this” like if you’re tryna fuck just say that 😂
ruth langmore
@bananaxchips
@BungleFinger @MrJasonAlex You shouldn’t drive ever if you think that’s a BMW
24 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @BungleFinger @MrJasonAlex You shouldn’t drive ever if you think that’s a BMW 🤣
ruth langmore
@bananaxchips
Schools in the UK are now having to turn to gofundme to build facilities where is the Government?!?! twitter.com/woodcotehigh/s…
Retweet of status by @ashindestad
16 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Schools in the UK are now having to turn to gofundme to build facilities ☹️😢 where is the Government?!?! https://t.co/PJhoE94NAY
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@bananaxchips
Conversely me praising the Government or even just keeping schtum, isn’t gonna magic up a 1,000 ventilators
It’s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
It’s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
12 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Conversely me praising the Government or even just keeping schtum, isn’t gonna magic up a 1,000 ventilators 🙄
It’s… https://t.co/Bwf52tqUW0
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊