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@banthisaccount you say this as you smashed a banana
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so I literally made $300 at work tonight and got drunk for free
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2 years ago today we adopted Coop pic.twitter.com/axuuab9z8b
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no one wants something anybody can get
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only place I wanted to go was pet world to get a fatass animal on sale
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People are literally fuckin obsessed with nathan's dog. They'll literally stop their car, get out and pet him
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My ex used to cheat on me with random guys, now she's cheating on random guys with me. It's the little things in life
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I need food
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@banthisaccount hope you make it through buddy
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this halloween i'm a vampire on meth. it's cool because I dont even have to dress up
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
