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@bekaplaydoh
I had to tell her that because she would’ve refused to get into the car if I told her we were going to the dentist
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🐝 harris
@bekaplaydoh
me before having a kid: “my kid will never have screen time”
me after having a kid: “LETS WATCH BLUEY”
me after having a kid: “LETS WATCH BLUEY”
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🐝 harris
@bekaplaydoh
I hate it when my thought gets processed through my outdoor voice when it was supposed to stay inside my brain
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🐝 harris
@bekaplaydoh
rt and i’ll draw your avi pic.twitter.com/mTbnVBl1hx
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🐝 harris
@bekaplaydoh
My anxiety: everyone hates you
Me: please cite your sources
My anxiety: no
Me: please cite your sources
My anxiety: no
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@bekaplaydoh
A hill I will die on:
Pets are a lifetime commitment. You can’t just get them as a gift, & then get rid of them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Pets are a lifetime commitment. You can’t just get them as a gift, & then get rid of them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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🐝 harris
@bekaplaydoh
I miss the days when caffeine actually helped me stay awake
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🐝 harris
@bekaplaydoh
I want a baby
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
