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@benbarnes97
this is the cutest most romantic thing I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/v9AtVct4Uy
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@benbarnes97
everyone's like "how are you so skinny you always eatin" like bih i be asking myself that same damn question
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sentient mop
@benbarnes97
Me: hey how's it going?
Customer: *looks me up and down* no we're good thank you
Customer: *looks me up and down* no we're good thank you
sentient mop
@benbarnes97
I'M DYING pic.twitter.com/V3bquiwgl9
Retweet of status by @FIirtationship
sentient mop
@benbarnes97
Something about driving with your windows down, good music and your dog sitting next to you that brings out the best version of yourself
sentient mop
@benbarnes97
Trump bombs Syria and now we goin to war... let me not say we, YALL goin to war not me #SyriaStrikes
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@benbarnes97
Why is Mario Kart not an app yet
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@benbarnes97
These new GTA graphics are so realistic pic.twitter.com/M8HmNlrBdi
sentient mop
@benbarnes97
Why people thought Mexico would is beyond me pic.twitter.com/FPTjp9KOhY
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@benbarnes97
I don't even watch videos that are captioned "this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" not once have they been funny
sentient mop
@benbarnes97
I only have 2 hands to pet my dogs and that's a shitty feeling
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
