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Aldwin (they/them)
@betterwithpuns
@the_tweedy That last one is supposed to say 'bc disability'
There's so many things that aren't directly ~medical… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
There's so many things that aren't directly ~medical… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
18 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @the_tweedy That last one is supposed to say 'bc disability' 😩
There's so many things that aren't directly ~medical… https://t.co/aDQUozy1hT
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Aldwin (they/them)
@betterwithpuns
@RoAnnaSylver I've tried to tap the page of a physical book before. Self, that is not how paper works
04 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @RoAnnaSylver I've tried to tap the page of a physical book before. Self, that is not how paper works 😩
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Aldwin (they/them)
@betterwithpuns
Non Disabled people: ‘If Disability isn’t inspiring, then it’s gross and you’re probably faking for attention’
Retweet of status by @DisabledEliza
14 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Non Disabled people: ‘If Disability isn’t inspiring, then it’s gross and you’re probably faking for attention’ 🙃
Aldwin (they/them)
@betterwithpuns
Feel free to access the paper for free here until June 23rd : tinyurl.com/3ah8nzxf
Retweet of status by @Explanimals
08 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Feel free to access the paper for free here until June 23rd 😻📦: https://t.co/wULRXHKaIu
Aldwin (they/them)
@betterwithpuns
Attention Spotify users Spotify's patent for a technology — that listens to us to detect emotional state, gender… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @accessnow
04 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Attention Spotify users ⬇️ Spotify's patent for a technology — that listens to us to detect emotional state, gender… https://t.co/TpghEmz1Lw
Aldwin (they/them)
@betterwithpuns
A little cutie pie. he's had his meds, a little water, and now he's eating worms pic.twitter.com/CdVpn5nkBl
Retweet of status by @lizardschwartz
26 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A little cutie pie. 🥰 he's had his meds, a little water, and now he's eating worms https://t.co/CdVpn5nkBl
Aldwin (they/them)
@betterwithpuns
Even on our auction discord, @totallydonna has to clean up my grammar. sorry @courtneymilan pic.twitter.com/XXAZBJbVFn
Retweet of status by @mostlybree
22 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Even on our auction discord, @totallydonna has to clean up my grammar. 😂😭 sorry @courtneymilan https://t.co/XXAZBJbVFn
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Aldwin (they/them)
@betterwithpuns
Bob: I think you should die, Sally.
Sally:
Bob: Sorry, I mean I hold political opinions favoring policies which w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Sally:
Bob: Sorry, I mean I hold political opinions favoring policies which w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @pervocracy
03 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bob: I think you should die, Sally.
Sally: 😱
Bob: Sorry, I mean I hold political opinions favoring policies which w… https://t.co/BDr7QlRTi0
Aldwin (they/them)
@betterwithpuns
For the timeline’s consideration: my sister adopted a puppy today
HER NAME IS PANCAKE pic.twitter.com/stMmkiHTB1
HER NAME IS PANCAKE pic.twitter.com/stMmkiHTB1
Retweet of status by @yourtitakate
30 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For the timeline’s consideration: my sister adopted a puppy today
HER NAME IS PANCAKE 🥰🥰 https://t.co/stMmkiHTB1
Aldwin (they/them)
@betterwithpuns
just in time for queer wrath month️ twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
Retweet of status by @theshenners
16 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote just in time for queer wrath month🌩️🌈😡 https://t.co/WaHmbkX2lC
Aldwin (they/them)
@betterwithpuns
ohgod I was worried when I clicked but FOR ONCE it's not something terrible and I in fact highly recommend it twitter.com/ericonederful/…
Retweet of status by @RoAnnaSylver
06 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ohgod I was worried when I clicked but FOR ONCE it's not something terrible and I in fact highly recommend it 😂 https://t.co/Q3axKxBg8e
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊