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♡βIΔΠCΔ♡
@biancanomnom
It's annoying when people complain about getting a parking citation when they violated the rules. You get what you fucking deserve.
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♡βIΔΠCΔ♡
@biancanomnom
"There's no such thing as cuddling nowadays. He wants to poke you, and not with his fingers".
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♡βIΔΠCΔ♡
@biancanomnom
Iron Man 3 is on Starz.
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@biancanomnom
I'm kind of sad that Christmas is over. But I'm really happy about all the leftover turkey & tamales.
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@biancanomnom
The moon.
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@biancanomnom
I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it.
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@biancanomnom
Of course it would get worse..
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@biancanomnom
Why isn't @jewboySwag in my bed right now?
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@biancanomnom
That was hard to listen to.
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@biancanomnom
The pink frosting on my sister's cupcakes stained my hands and teeth.
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@biancanomnom
My dad didn't get me Subway.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
