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Billy Yang
@billyxyang
#WorldPenguinDay is trending? Pretty sure this is just a fake holiday made up by @allisonofagun
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Billy Yang
@billyxyang
@allisonofagun And the Father of the Year Award goes to Papa Uchi
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Billy Yang
@billyxyang
Brynn as I paid for our coffee with cash: "Billy, who uses cash anymore? It's 2015."
Me: "It's 2016 "
Me: "It's 2016 "
Billy Yang
@billyxyang
What I learned today: people get really offended when you tell them that something they said was racist and offensive.
Billy Yang
@billyxyang
Turns out people don't stare at my ass as much as I thought. I had pink frosting on the seat of my pants all day and no one said anything
Billy Yang
@billyxyang
@KUTV2News @allisonofagun I wonder if we could get tickets
Billy Yang
@billyxyang
If she says she has a minimum height for guys she dates, chances are a relationship w her is gonna be a roller coaster. #SeeWhatIDidThere
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Billy Yang
@billyxyang
@PurseDreams Not everyone can appreciates a true professional like you.
Billy Yang
@billyxyang
That time @cvzphotography told me my legs were so pale I looked like a geisha...
Billy Yang
@billyxyang
I went to @TheAnnexbyEpic for brunch & dinner last week and everything has been including this tagliatelle! pic.twitter.com/VsBvtrbCQy
Billy Yang
@billyxyang
After I told my barber one of my ridiculous stories today, he said I remind him of Hannah from Girls.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
