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@bitchingqueeen
Gonna make my kids be best friends with my best friends kids. Squad lives forever
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@bitchingqueeen
Why is it SO hard to get rid of clothes I don’t even wear?
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@bitchingqueeen
*works out
*stuffs face with cheetos
*wonders why I can’t lose weight
*stuffs face with cheetos
*wonders why I can’t lose weight
Retweet of status by @royaIIypetty
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@bitchingqueeen
Sis you’re the shit. Stop acting like you forgot
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@bitchingqueeen
It’s okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them
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@bitchingqueeen
How does it feel? pic.twitter.com/N6QhAzMm0L
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@bitchingqueeen
I’ll admit my biggest flaw is thinking I’m sober until I’m blacked out
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@bitchingqueeen
Swear the slightest bit of sun makes me wanna be an alcoholic
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@bitchingqueeen
Bitches will cancel all of their plans to stay home in bed....
I’m bitches
I’m bitches
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@bitchingqueeen
I’m at the age where your dads looking better to me than you
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@bitchingqueeen
“Omg I haven’t seen you in forever”
“I know, you’re annoying as fuck and i don’t enjoy your company”
“I know, you’re annoying as fuck and i don’t enjoy your company”
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
