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Alyssa
@blys56
Guitar Hero introduced so many to rock like where the fuck was my black ass going knowing all the words to Slipknβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Alyssa
@blys56
so youβre telling me I should order chaufa n tallarines verdes for dinner? no problem
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Alyssa
@blys56
Durant's mom is literally every black mother I can't wait to be Kai's hypeman at her lil preschool shit. THATS RIGHT BABY, SING THOSE ABCs!
Alyssa
@blys56
"Grandpa come over for dinner, I'm grilling tonight."
"Okay, but don't cremate the food. I have no teeth."
"Okay, but don't cremate the food. I have no teeth."
Alyssa
@blys56
but ya know what this means? THE ONLY TIME TOM BRADY HAS EVER LOST IN A SUPERBOWL IS STILL TO ELI MANNING.. TWICE οΈ
Alyssa
@blys56
BEST VIDEO BOMB EVER!
Round of applause for @OBJ_3... pic.twitter.com/YNycUqL4Ac
Round of applause for @OBJ_3... pic.twitter.com/YNycUqL4Ac
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Alyssa
@blys56
RT if you think he got the ball pic.twitter.com/muk1cNacgK
Retweet of status by @Premierfanpage
Alyssa
@blys56
"Where's my french vanilla?" LMAO pic.twitter.com/t6ohbmF5zV
Retweet of status by @reIatabIe
Alyssa
@blys56
MY MOM IS TURNT TF UP FOR MY SISTER'S 18TH BDAY N IT'S NOT EVEN 5PM literally me when Kai turns 18
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
