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Bonita Bislam
@bonitanaija
10 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Never apologize for having high standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them. β±
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Bonita Bislam
@bonitanaija
That awkward moment when someone said something you didn't hear, so you just smile and later realised it requires an answer
Retweet of status by @_anasssss
06 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That awkward moment when someone said something you didn't hear, so you just smile and later realised it requires an answerππ
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Bonita Bislam
@bonitanaija
The smell of ONION on your hands last LONGER than 1GB of MTN bundle
Retweet of status by @NanaThanos
03 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The smell of ONION on your hands last LONGER than 1GB of MTN bundle πππ
Bonita Bislam
@bonitanaija
27 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 1 universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189,497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I'm still singleπππ
Bonita Bislam
@bonitanaija
So this guy inbox me, "Hi sugar"
I replied "Hi kulikuli" and he blocked me
I thought he wanted us to drink garri...
I replied "Hi kulikuli" and he blocked me
I thought he wanted us to drink garri...
19 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So this guy inbox me, "Hi sugar"
I replied "Hi kulikuli" and he blocked meπ₯
I thought he wanted us to drink garri...π
Bonita Bislam
@bonitanaija
Some girls will be like, I can't date a dirty guy, but if you see their apartment, a responsible rat cannot live there.
Retweet of status by @steveola97
08 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Some girls will be like, I can't date a dirty guy, but if you see their apartment, a responsible rat cannot live there. πππ
Bonita Bislam
@bonitanaija
Apart from cheating on your partner, what other plans do you have for this weekend???
Retweet of status by @TuTuTullip
25 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Apart from cheating on your partner, what other plans do you have for this weekend???π
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Bonita Bislam
@bonitanaija
Honestly, drinking Bottle water in public has a way of making broke guys feel they've arrived
Retweet of status by @david_zeelux
21 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Honestly, drinking Bottle water in public has a way of making broke guys feel they've arrivedπ
Bonita Bislam
@bonitanaija
When I am Broke, even a simple "How are you" is enough to trigger my anger
Retweet of status by @MrAhmeed_
16 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When I am Broke, even a simple "How are you" is enough to trigger my anger π
Bonita Bislam
@bonitanaija
I know empty promises and heartbreak hurts, but lets talk about coming back to empty pots at home after a very long day at school..
Retweet of status by @22shtnamas
16 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I know empty promises and heartbreak hurts, but lets talk about coming back to empty pots at home after a very long day at school.. π’π’π’
Bonita Bislam
@bonitanaija
How do people even commit suicide... I tried that shit yesterday, I nearly died.. pic.twitter.com/ljzEcpk893
02 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How do people even commit suicide... I tried that shit yesterday, I nearly died..ππ https://t.co/ljzEcpk893
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ