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Esmeralda von Slytherin רחל ✡️
@bossassrn
Public service announcement:
I do not work for doctors, I work with them.
Doctors are not my boss.
That's all
I do not work for doctors, I work with them.
Doctors are not my boss.
That's all
Retweet of status by @plastic_baggy17
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Esmeralda von Spooky רחל ✡️
@bossassrn
Selena Gomez's new song made me cry
I needed to lose you to love me
I needed to lose you to love me
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Esmeralda von Spooky רחל ✡️
@bossassrn
Me looking at husband :
Husband: why are you looking at me all goofy like that?
Me: because for some stupid reas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Husband: why are you looking at me all goofy like that?
Me: because for some stupid reas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @anxiouscougar
Esmeralda von Rachel רחל ✡️
@bossassrn
Goodnight, you guys. Remember that the nightshifters in your life need to sleep during the day so let them.
Esmeralda von Rachel רחל ✡️
@bossassrn
Good days on Twitter make good days in life. Life is good
Retweet of status by @DownFrontArtist
Esmeralda von Rachel רחל ✡️
@bossassrn
People who follow each other, disagree, and continue to follow each other -
Keep that shit up.
Keep that shit up.
Retweet of status by @fadingpalor
Esmeralda von Rachel ✡️
@bossassrn
Literally raining on his parade!
Retweet of status by @Fryman401
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Esmeralda von Rachel ✡️
@bossassrn
THIS RIGHT HERE BRIGHTENED MY WHOLE DAY!!!!
#HappyPrideMonth
pic.twitter.com/zP4JgcCPmq
#HappyPrideMonth
pic.twitter.com/zP4JgcCPmq
Retweet of status by @RealRandallPink
Esmeralda von Rachel ✡️
@bossassrn
I know I shouldn't be offended when I find out someone has blocked me but WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVER BLOCK ME?!??
Esmeralda von Rachel ✡️
@bossassrn
(Applying to be a tweet thief)
Tweet thief: Do you have any experience stealing tweets?
(has lots of tweet stealing experience): Yes.
Tweet thief: Do you have any experience stealing tweets?
(has lots of tweet stealing experience): Yes.
Retweet of status by @_steamy_mac
Esmeralda von Rachel ✡️
@bossassrn
The only reason I wanted to be an adult was to have sex and curse. All this paying bills and waking up to go to work wasn't the plan.
Retweet of status by @Avery24adw
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
