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cognac.β‘
@brandygarza23
if your facial hair looks more like pubes than a beard, than that means it's time to cut it.
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cognac.β‘
@brandygarza23
"I'm from Harlingen."
"Arlington?"
"No, Har-lin-gen. It's near Brownsville."
"Oh, New Braunfels? Nice."
#ValleyProbs
"Arlington?"
"No, Har-lin-gen. It's near Brownsville."
"Oh, New Braunfels? Nice."
#ValleyProbs
Retweet of status by @JiminsTooth
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cognac.β‘
@brandygarza23
to everyone that was judging me today, yes i was wearing shorts, my shirt was just too big for you to see them.
alice.β‘
@brandygarza23
these look so good pic.twitter.com/KDnGGhiC3O
misfit.
@brandygarza23
my horoscope told me to stop hating this one person bc it's toxic for me, and i'm just here like nah fam that person is a bitch.
misfit.
@brandygarza23
respect to @AyoPotter for his honesty tho.
misfit.
@brandygarza23
at least we didn't get arrested guys that's all that matters.
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cheshire cat
@brandygarza23
the new joker looks like a little hoodrat.
Jinx
@brandygarza23
Max was such a good movie.
Misfit.β‘
@brandygarza23
Why are people stupid. Basically the same question in different words
Retweet of status by @aracely_perea
Misfit.β‘
@brandygarza23
Me: Mother of Jesus!
@StilinskiDrew: Mary?
Me: Yah, the one with the little lamb.
@StilinskiDrew: Mary?
Me: Yah, the one with the little lamb.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
