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jimmy fallon's wife
@briana_stelzer
Smoking is a gr8 way to burn off all those pesky eyelashes
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jimmy fallon's wife
@briana_stelzer
So fun fact: in the Sherlock Holmes books whenever Sherlock got bored he could just casually snort cocaine
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jimmy fallon's wife
@briana_stelzer
The emoji describes my entire day perfectly
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jimmy fallon's wife
@briana_stelzer
Who the fuck gets addicted to buying teacups like only me
Rosa
@briana_stelzer
@inhwangsung besties for life
Rosa
@briana_stelzer
online shopping is dangerous in a college setting
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Rosa
@briana_stelzer
Face timing with my baby bc he doesn't understand that I'm gone for the next four years pic.twitter.com/qUKwbhk0z4
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Rosa
@briana_stelzer
Mom is vacuuming and neighbor is mowing his lawn I don't thugs someone could have invented a better torture device
ron swanson
@briana_stelzer
ron swanson
@briana_stelzer
Is it possible to marry spaghetti?? #ifitsinatuxedo??
ron swanson
@briana_stelzer
I so glad nobody can hear when I talk to myself cuz I'm nuts
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
