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briana✨
@brianamendez3
my dad is so drunk he lit a firework up side down!
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briana✨
@brianamendez3
pretty woman is coming on but im too tired to watch it
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briana✨
@brianamendez3
I think my parents forgot that i stayed home.
briana✨
@brianamendez3
Im blind. got lotion in my eye
briana✨
@brianamendez3
Might as well make it 49-17
ChefBoyardeè
@brianamendez3
“@SteveStfler: I just wanna see what macklemore drew in 3rd grade that was so good it made him question his sexuality”
ChefBoyardeè
@brianamendez3
“@jessbesst: Someone try it and lemme know how it works.. http://t.co/yPZQeVIjKi”
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ChefBoyardeè
@brianamendez3
ChefBoyardeè
@brianamendez3
@November2Oth__ of course
BriBri✨
@brianamendez3
I just want to go home
BriBri✨
@brianamendez3
Tanning
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
