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Bridget Coyne
@bridgetcoin
If you didn't tell @bridgetcoin happy bday yesterday, tell her today. Or she'll egg your house & fight your dad.
Retweet of status by @TheCrotchinator
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Bridget Coyne
@bridgetcoin
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Bridget Coyne
@bridgetcoin
Have a #blessed day, friends!
Enemies, I will wash down your entrails with the tears of your children.
Enemies, I will wash down your entrails with the tears of your children.
Retweet of status by @robdelaney
Bridget Coyne
@bridgetcoin
Saw a dude walk out of the girls bathroom, made eye contact, kept walking.
Bridget Coyne
@bridgetcoin
@madsann @brandonm2014 @RiemanAndy no ones on the turnpike anyway
Bridget Coyne
@bridgetcoin
“@bridgetcoin: I live for this type of stuff pic.twitter.com/YqquzVG7tF”
Bridget Coyne
@bridgetcoin
Me always:
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Bridget Coyne
@bridgetcoin
If you want me, you better speak up, I won't wait.
Bridget Coyne
@bridgetcoin
Joe made me leave my bed at 1 am and now I can't sleep.
Bridget Coyne
@bridgetcoin
me and @bridgetcoin made each other build-a-bears instagram.com/p/mlusoNLzIu/
Bridget Coyne
@bridgetcoin
Greys anatomy is ruining my life by making me cry at 4 am. #goddamnit
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
