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Belle
@brokenbelle69
It's an incredible gift to paint a masterpiece with words. Even more so, to do it within 140 characters.
Thank you tweeters
#LoveTwitter
Thank you tweeters
#LoveTwitter
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Belle
@brokenbelle69
I bought my ClitBit at the Dollar Tree; it works as well as my EX husband did.
Retweet of status by @BatBatshitcrazy
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Belle
@brokenbelle69
The sweet guy at security told me I look way younger than my age! So I've got that going for me.
Belle
@brokenbelle69
Some days with life you get owned.
Other days you are in control
The key is to have more of the latter then the former.
Other days you are in control
The key is to have more of the latter then the former.
Retweet of status by @Mr_Friend_Zone
Belle
@brokenbelle69
β’Proud parent of teensβ’
Translation:
Anxiety ridden and exasperated parent of insurance risks.
Translation:
Anxiety ridden and exasperated parent of insurance risks.
Retweet of status by @Wine_Charmer
Belle
@brokenbelle69
Boy you must be a rusty rickety old fairground ride coz I'm dubious as fuck and worried for my wellbeing but still gonna ride you anyways.
Retweet of status by @Poutymcgee
Belle
@brokenbelle69
I'm sure this has been done before but I didn't see the results so please humor me
Gentlemen, do you prefer
Gentlemen, do you prefer
Retweet of status by @thequeensheart
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Belle
@brokenbelle69
Opened the pool on Wednesday
& I was tasked with vacuuming it
Does this make me the cabana boy? pic.twitter.com/9VXYBW4JfR
& I was tasked with vacuuming it
Does this make me the cabana boy? pic.twitter.com/9VXYBW4JfR
Retweet of status by @Mr_Friend_Zone
Belle
@brokenbelle69
So, steel up for some mischievous activities @OrignalceQueen pic.twitter.com/APAh4YGvpk
Belle
@brokenbelle69
Explaining to 11 what it was like to have 5 tv channels, no remotes and cords on our phones..."Oh so you grew up during the Middle Ages"
Retweet of status by @thequeensheart
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
