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Patrick Burns
@burns_so_good
nothing says *emerging* artist more than sitting on the cta holding 12 jars of your own vomit!
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Patrick Burns
@burns_so_good
friendly reminder to those calling us stupid for protesting: Hillary won the popular vote
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Patrick Burns
@burns_so_good
alot of you mugs out here love black culture but when it comes to black lives y'all silent *sips tea*
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Patrick Burns
@burns_so_good
the contents of my bag include extra undies and a bottle of $3 hairspray. feeling like some kind of kween rn
Patrick Burns
@burns_so_good
@yung_narcissus "The Andrew Lloyd Webber version of the Wizard of Oz is awful holy shit" for starters
Patrick Burns
@burns_so_good
.@ladygaga's look tonight is flames. You just want to punch yourself in the face, it's so good. pic.twitter.com/8aRtCAU8EW
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Patrick Burns
@burns_so_good
when the dentist accuses you of using cocaine but you actually just cut your gum brushing your teeth. i'm not that raw, dr. I swear
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Patrick Burns
@burns_so_good
@FKAtwigs pls bring congregata to chicago
Patrick Burns
@burns_so_good
@msnmlt I start classes at the shit school with the same name
Patrick Burns
@burns_so_good
behind the guy who is buying food for the whole office at chipotle
Patrick Burns
@burns_so_good
โ@Forever21: @AZEALIABANKS โ wait, what? why do I find this online interaction so funny?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
