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Britty
@cantbritty
My holidays with my mom were so limited. I spent so many of them working instead whoβs got the keys to the time machine
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Britty
@cantbritty
I got a solid 4 days without crippling stomach pain
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Britty
@cantbritty
buying a bed frame tomorrow so Brittany canβt say shit bout me anymore
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Britty
@cantbritty
Philly niggas will meet you today & wanna see you TODAY
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Britty
@cantbritty
Microwaved my coffee and the only thing that microwaved was the handle
Britty
@cantbritty
Nikki is already asking me if I'm going to the pub on thanksgiving eve love it
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Britty
@cantbritty
It's been over a week since I fell off a table at xfinity and I still can't walk
Britty
@cantbritty
I miss my healthy brown hair
Britty
@cantbritty
When cute girls are thirsty for attention it hurts my heart
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Britty
@cantbritty
Y'all bitches that broke you can't afford a bathing suit???
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
