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Cap
@captainaustina
Biggest flex I have is not knowing how to play minesweeper, but randomly clicking and winning
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Cap
@captainaustina
LeBron's top five is fit for a king @KingJames pic.twitter.com/b6ElCDoYXf
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Cap
@captainaustina
Kids in footie pajamas give me baby fever
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Cap
@captainaustina
Great Halloween spent by myself
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Austin
@captainaustina
I want somebody to fight for me the way @FrostReyna fights for rebounds
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Austin
@captainaustina
This tweet ages incredibly well. twitter.com/towsondodgebalβ¦
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Austin
@captainaustina
βCan we get Ben Shapiro to come to speak at this college, heβs just so β
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Austin
@captainaustina
Someone please put a kitten in my stocking this Christmas
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Austin
@captainaustina
Happy I donβt live in the Towers anymore otherwise I would have spent all my FLEX on subway by week 3
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Austin
@captainaustina
Ya canβt spell βSocialismβ without Cialis
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Austin
@captainaustina
@damn_lui @parksandtourism so like I wanna die but trans peeps be pretty cool. this is hard yo
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
