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carlosπ³οΈβπ
@carlostfu
I'm leaving Mother Nature on read today since she decided to be a hoe and make it cloudy on an eclipse day
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carlosπ³οΈβπ
@carlostfu
Find someone who looks at you like @carlostfu looks at a hot dog #NationalHotDogDay pic.twitter.com/wDxZXFGnvD
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carlosπ³οΈβπ
@carlostfu
I love being acknowledged by snap for keeping receipts pic.twitter.com/o7tusBvl8p
carlosπ³οΈβπ
@carlostfu
@rainpIants But it also costs $0 to be nosy
guapo
@carlostfu
I say no to alcohol
It just doesn't listen
It just doesn't listen
guapo
@carlostfu
My country? Arianation.
My burger? McGrande.
My money? Grandebucks.
My name? Arianator.
My Queen? Ariana Grande.
My burger? McGrande.
My money? Grandebucks.
My name? Arianator.
My Queen? Ariana Grande.
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guapo
@carlostfu
Okay if Leo doesn't win an Oscar for his role in The Revenant just
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guapo
@carlostfu
Me rn: Katy who?
Me when she releases new music: yasss queen fuck me up slay those charts give me life
Me when she releases new music: yasss queen fuck me up slay those charts give me life
carlos lopez
@carlostfu
"@WhatTheFFacts: In Nevada you can be under 21 and legally have alcohol, if your parents are with you." Is this true
carlos lopez
@carlostfu
carlos lopez
@carlostfu
damn this girl ruthless lmao vine.co/v/OW23Aiz6Zbv
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
