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Carly Francisco β
@carlyfrannn
A guest who has stayed at the hotel a couple times over the past year came up to me & said "you're looking at a cancer survivor!" My heart
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Carly Francisco β
@carlyfrannn
THEY GOT SCARED BY A FROG AND SO DID THEIR DOG BUT THE DOG COULDN'T LEAVE HIS TOY BEHIND pic.twitter.com/G4o4QhLcp7
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Carly Francisco β
@carlyfrannn
A cannoli sounds right now
Carly Francisco β
@carlyfrannn
He watches us from above pic.twitter.com/ldUuHXf1aj
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Carly Francisco β
@carlyfrannn
@bahhhhrenda I gave guests my uber code for their 1st ride so I could get free rides for when I'm drunk, and they won't stop thanking me.
Carly Francisco β
@carlyfrannn
My heart hurts so much.
Carly Francisco β
@carlyfrannn
Unbothered.
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Carly Francisco β
@carlyfrannn
this dog's owner got her a maternity photoshoot done before she has her puppies pic.twitter.com/p5WBGEGRRg
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Carly Francisco β
@carlyfrannn
Ready for a vacation. If only I could go on one.
Carly Francisco β
@carlyfrannn
When people fuck up, I always thank God for my dog.
Carly Francisco β
@carlyfrannn
When you drunk af but gotta finish your food... pic.twitter.com/6MJfhhUE7Y
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
