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Carly Van Wyk
@carlyvanwyk
Veronica got prescribed pain pills and I thought how the hell do you make a cat take a pillI put my hand out and she ate it#partycat
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Carly Van Wyk
@carlyvanwyk
My boss randomly gives me a day off once a year if it's gonna be slow. Today is my day offhoping there's a million horror movies on!!
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Carly Van Wyk
@carlyvanwyk
My boss told me I talk so fast, sometimes she can't understand me and I sound like the Alaskan Bush ppl
Carly Van Wyk
@carlyvanwyk
Sauce is RED--Gravy is BROWN STOP IT
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Carly Van Wyk
@carlyvanwyk
I hate waking up not $700,000,000.00 richer
Carly Van Wyk
@carlyvanwyk
@britt_mcginnis Awww congrats Britt!!!!
Carly Van Wyk
@carlyvanwyk
Thank you- class of 2006- for getting me drunk twice-- just by selling tickets
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Carly Van Wyk
@carlyvanwyk
It's better to be the girl that gets "crazy" than the girl that stays dumb
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Carly Van Wyk
@carlyvanwyk
I really wanna have beer olympics at my poconos house this summer. It'll be the same thing plus games involving the lake and BB guns
Carly Van Wyk
@carlyvanwyk
The fact that it took this long for a Rick's bathroom sextape to be leaked on snapchat / Instagram is surprising
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Carly Van Wyk
@carlyvanwyk
I guess I should stay off social media today to avoid seeing another National Blah Blah Fake Not Real Day
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
