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carrie
@carrieernstx
whenever i try to go vegan i remember about pizza n icecream
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carrie
@carrieernstx
I always feel % after seein friends. Never thought I'd need them as much as I do, or them me. Hella grateful for the women in my life
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carrie
@carrieernstx
pu$$y put his ass to sleep now he calling me nyquil
carrie
@carrieernstx
"calling your bf 'daddy' is gross"
k boo just continue to have boring 'ol missionary sex,
while I throw my ass in an octagon for daddy
k boo just continue to have boring 'ol missionary sex,
while I throw my ass in an octagon for daddy
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carrie
@carrieernstx
my stretch marks look so cute when i'm tan
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carrie
@carrieernstx
Same hoes that used to front want it from the back now
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carrie
@carrieernstx
A 90 year old woman called me a "dumb fucking redhead" tonight because I didn't seat her in a booth
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carrie
@carrieernstx
nj just passed a law that all animals sold in pet stores must be rescued!! which means no more puppy mills!!!!
carrie
@carrieernstx
GRADUATED COSMETOLOGIST pic.twitter.com/seYbLGRX0u
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carrie
@carrieernstx
Goodnight cutie pie!
Know that you're perfect the way you are, and to be yourself always!
Know that you're perfect the way you are, and to be yourself always!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
