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@caurlaus
My future wife probably out here texting another dude goodnight
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@caurlaus
it slaps & safety first pic.twitter.com/hYqYYreOiU
Retweet of status by @WhiteAssJosh
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@caurlaus
Love could be a RT of a selfie away
Carlos
@caurlaus
Also I love Colombian accents, those girls can ruin my life any day of the week.
Carlos
@caurlaus
I miss being in middle school, cause all the commitment you had to make with a girl was share a locker with her.
Carlos
@caurlaus
Final: Horchata 3 - 1 Whatever they drink in El Salvador
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@caurlaus
Every time I speak up during dinner everyone in the table just ignores me. Im tired of the disrespect
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@caurlaus
First Joan Sebastian and now Juan Gabriel, we lost two of the best composers and singers of all time. Que en Paz descanse
Carlos
@caurlaus
My crush probably thinks I'm annoying and she's right
Carlos
@caurlaus
I'm bored so it's America's favorite Twitter segment, shitty jokes with Carlos, like this tweet and I'll tell u a joke that's guarantee
Carlos
@caurlaus
Life makes no sense at all
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
