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Ian Chalmers
@chalmers53
She can take her jubilee n shove it up her royal scrounging arse...
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Ian Chalmers
@chalmers53
If fitba is shutdown I assume huns will want another loan
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Ian Chalmers
@chalmers53
Boris came across as stately... concerned about us... dignified and sorry a canny keep that shite up
Ian Chalmers
@chalmers53
Boris says we're strapped to a Doomsday device...aye it's you ya fanny
Ian Chalmers
@chalmers53
Why the f*** are folk arguing wi each other... We all know who's responsible for this clusterfuck.. They are who we should be going for...
Ian Chalmers
@chalmers53
Did any ITK's mention the japanese guy.... Only asking
Ian Chalmers
@chalmers53
Dressing up as an admiral is a shit disguise Andy. The FBI will see right thru it
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Ian Chalmers
@chalmers53
Nippy out today.... Bet they huns are freezing up there on their moral high ground...
Ian Chalmers
@chalmers53
The only 55 they're going for is the number of times Ashley will shaft them
Ian Chalmers
@chalmers53
Just spilt some crumbs on ma carpet..
Sorry Twitter
Sorry Twitter
Ian Chalmers
@chalmers53
The Mrs has to run out of "wee jobs" for me eventually...hasn't she ?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
