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Ayeshay
@champagne_lassi
Self care is eating oranges, drinking water & minding one’s own business
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Ayeshay
@champagne_lassi
Moral : nature teaches us how to love from a distance.
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@champagne_lassi
It’s so hard being a single mom when you’ve no kids
Ayeshay
@champagne_lassi
@NotYourMinion @Thatfolksygirl Thank you cutie & stay healthy
Ayeshay
@champagne_lassi
@fatikasheikh Ayy I’m gonna add “the prettiest lady has a crush on me” in my cv pic.twitter.com/ddDbRCDlJc
Ayeshay
@champagne_lassi
When you clean the vacuum cleaner you actually become a vacuum cleaner mind = blown
Retweet of status by @Zakixzaidi
Ayeshay
@champagne_lassi
Mera dimagh kharab hogaya hai, i read texts, reply them in my mind & forget to send an actual reply
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@champagne_lassi
Told friend to remove negativity from her life, she blocked me
Ayeshay
@champagne_lassi
Last bite of pizza saddens me so much, it feels like those bollywood scenes where hero & heroine are getting separated
Ayeshay
@champagne_lassi
Plot twist: Verna was stopped by censor board to gain publicity & more audience
Ayeshay
@champagne_lassi
In Pashto we say, “Daa tor makh de wrak sha” to one we love which literally means “I love everything about you except your absence”
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
