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charlotte
@charlottejays
When u plan on going for a drink with someone and they say ‘somewhere different tho’ AKA u don’t want to be spotted in the local area
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charlotte
@charlottejays
5 hours to go folks. #VoteConservative pic.twitter.com/zOXxPUpgOS
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charlotte
@charlottejays
I sing far too much for someone who can’t sing
charlotte
@charlottejays
Being a parent is making yourself food knowing you’re gonna end up sharing it with your kid
charlotte
@charlottejays
I haven’t been out in weeks I’m dreading tonight
charlotte
@charlottejays
I swear bognor is gonna end up full of charity shops phone shops and barbers
charlotte
@charlottejays
I love it when I hear helicopters flying around outside, could be some convict hiding from the police, could break in and hold me hostage
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charlotte
@charlottejays
@Itscazconnor I ain’t really using twitter for that reason I will be deleting the app again soon
charlotte
@charlottejays
Hate not getting a space right outside my house. I struggle finding the motivation to cross the road
charlotte
@charlottejays
Now that I’m back at work I am so paranoid about gaining loads of weight, I am watching what I’m eating so much
charlotte
@charlottejays
I absolutely love the girls I have around me at the moment
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
