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“I’m a bitch today because I’m a Caprisun Chrysler 300” astrology twitter been quiet recently
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This week has been the equivalent of eating soup with a fork and it’s only Tuesday
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I hate the internet pic.twitter.com/AKeMpQlOyA
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So sick of having to use the AC in fall. Why is summer 5 months of heat, fall is 3 days of fall, and winter makes up the other 7 months
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Cancel culture is for people who are scared of what they don’t understand
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I can’t believe today is the anniversary of the day Will Smith saved us from aliens
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Yeah sex is cool but not having to set an alarm for the next morning is
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Only 9:04am and I got my first dumb bitch customer of the day
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Me: Okay so you need to make your first payment on April 20th...
Customer: Ayyyyyyyy 4/20!!!
Customer: Ayyyyyyyy 4/20!!!
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I hope the guy who was chasing his tequila shots with hot sauce is doing okay?
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
