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Chelsea H Porter
@chelsshp
When your boyfriend finds the crispiest chip on his plate but gives it to you instead #foundtheone
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Chelsea H Porter
@chelsshp
Tyla on first dates wtf
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Chelsea H Porter
@chelsshp
Why are hen parties always attracted to Har best thing ever to watch 'na I got a misses honestly'
Chelsea H Porter
@chelsshp
This time next month I'll be asleep on a li-lo in a swimming pool
Chelsea H Porter
@chelsshp
My new glasses are so strong I thought the curb was closer than it was and fell down it
Chelsea H Porter
@chelsshp
Everyone deserves to be happy
Chelsea H Porter
@chelsshp
Getting up to Β£280 at the casino but putting Β£80 on the wrong colour devo but still a winna winna chicken dinna
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Chelsea H Porter
@chelsshp
It got so dark so quick
Chelsea H Porter
@chelsshp
Melons without the N and the S, with an extra L and a W @chelsshp
Retweet of status by @JayJayAtkins
Chelsea H Porter
@chelsshp
Get in my car to drive home and get it but Shan knocks on my window and saves the day
Chelsea H Porter
@chelsshp
Sambuca shots on a Sunday are just a no
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
