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Taylor Castle
@chipmomma
Sometimes I forget I have a boyfriend.. I'm so ronery all the time
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Taylor Castle
@chipmomma
To everyone who saw my tits before I had Cameron: you're welcome. To everyone who has seen them after: I know, I'm disappointed too
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Taylor Castle
@chipmomma
@lorikoke #momprobz
Taylor Castle
@chipmomma
Just watched Pitch Perfect for the 1st time & it's not funny.. at all. Why do people like it? Twitter convinced me to watch it & I'm like
Taylor Castle
@chipmomma
Cameron has seen my mom & I stick things down our bras to hold things.. He just put a lighter down his shirt
Taylor Castle
@chipmomma
I've read 200 pages of my book i just got today.. I hate how fast I read & how emotionally invested I get in fictional characters
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
